"I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
— (via imnotsaneandneitherareyou)
(Source: kbfoto, via choosepositivity)
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
And genderfluid folks can’t go to the beach without the ocean getting real pissed about being friend zoned.
"And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself."
— (via susfiend)
idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank
see you later. (secretly pissed)
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)
Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
my penis would have been tiny omg
Statistically average for the win!